We live in an age of instant access to infinite amounts of knowledge. There is little you can't learn without two quick seconds on google. Bar debates over beers are now quickly settled by the iphone mediator. So I was wondering how we as humans use this instant resolution of quandaries both great and small. Well, I'm sure more scientific studies have been done but I noticed that google likes to finish my sentences with what I assume are popular searches. These often puzzle me or make me laugh. I will share some of these with you. I will note if you wish to conduct a similar experiment hit the clear button at the bottom of the drop-down list otherwise you will only be engaging in introspection (although not a totally unworthy goal)
These are the first suggestions google has for certain queries:
If you type in "how to r" google finishes your thought with "how to roll a joint"
"How to t" google finishes with "how to tie a tie"
"how to y" google finishes with "how to yodel"
"How to u" = "how to unlock an iphone"
So far the google profile we have created is an inexperienced joint smokin, tie tying, yodeler who likes to hack iphones. (This is a man I want to meet)
This is it folks. We have infinite access to knowledge and we want to conduct illegal activity, look nice at work and yodel. The yodeling I get. . .
You guys should create your own funny google profiles of the American knowledge seeker and post it in the comments section! We could have all kinds of fun. Nothing too inappropriate please :)
TOPEKA ATTORNEY
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I thought I'd explore other avenues such as simple statements. When typing "I want," I received the baffling suggesting of "a hippopotamus for Christmas."
ReplyDeleteI thought this was interesting. I typed where is t and it brought up the official website of T-Pain. This was after i tried about 17 of what I thought would be funny phrases and got nothing good at all. That just shows that when I try to be funny I fail miserably but when I don't try others laugh hysterically. I hate your test Mike Patton.... I hate it.
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